I like poop in my butt

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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poop

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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