what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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