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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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