- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.