a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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