Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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