Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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