What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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