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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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