- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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