- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A fat guy!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i'm hard

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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