H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Grace Ackerson

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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