How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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