- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why dont they make black forks

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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