- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

try slamming a revolving door

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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