- Anti Joke

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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