- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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