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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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