whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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