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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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