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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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