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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

womens rights.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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