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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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