- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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