Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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12/23/2012

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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