I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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