- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Communism hehe xd

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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