what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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