- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Golf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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