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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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You have friends

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Anti Joke

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