- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

John lazzaro likes dick

women's rights.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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