- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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