whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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