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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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