- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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