- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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