- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

I <3 Hitler

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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