- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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