I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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