What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A car walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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