A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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I like poop in my butt

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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