- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock... ...no answer

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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