Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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