What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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