Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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I'm Coming

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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