- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

hi joshua

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

diarrhea.

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