- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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