- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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