What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I had a submarine.... once

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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