My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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No your aunties a joke

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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