What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Anti Joke

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