- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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