Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Lololol

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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