Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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haha black people :D

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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The New York Giants

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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