- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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