Cliterus

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Justin with a hat.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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