What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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