roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Emily Walker.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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