What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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