Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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