- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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