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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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