Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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boner

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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