- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Tim likes girls

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What is funnier than 24 69

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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