DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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PENIS

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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