Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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