A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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