Sam Hengal.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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