- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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