This is the concept of anti-joke.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Stephen Hawking

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Pianos.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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