- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

taking out the trash... at night

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

womens rights

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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