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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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